After the front fell off.
I felt really embarassed
Flashing my bosoms.
Flashing MY bosoms
Won’t get the same reaction.
Sorry, not a girl.
Sorry, not a girl
I don’t say no when I mean
Yes, no, or maybe.
(buddha david–thank you, thank you for the front fell off video:D)
Yes, no, or maybe
Or perhaps, or depending
On the whim of fate.
On the whim of fate,
I put on fake wings and jumped.
Fate kicked my ass, hard!
Fate kicked my ass hard!
Now it has a broken foot
I’m a real hard-ass
I’m a real hard-ass
If you try to saddle me
I will break your arse.
I will break your arse
And remove that “R”, because
That’s how “ass” is spelled.
That’s how “ass” is spelled
Back in jolly old England.
So quit your whinging.
So quit your whinging
And finish up your wingdings
This is some shindig
“This is some shindig,”
Said my pot-smoking granny,
The hootin’ nanny.
The hootin’ nanny.
What is that? A goat that can
Sound like an owl.
Sound like an owl
“Who-o-o-o are you?” by Pete Townsend:
CSI theme song
CSI theme song;
Which will we run out of, first?
Crime shows or Who tunes?
Crime shows or Who tunes?
The Punk and the Godfather
Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars
Gave her thoughts on Pluto–A
Mickey Mouse planet.
Mickey Mouse planet
Mercury because it’s a
Small World after all
Small world – after all
The Late Heavy Bombardment,
Should have been bigger.
Should have been bigger
Should have lasted much longer
She said tactfully
“She said, tactfully.”
Those three words can not belong
In the same sentence.