In the same sentence,
Try using only vowels and
Diphthongs – it’s quite hard!
Diphthongs – it’s quite hard!
I failed that course. That’s why I’m
just a gigolo.
Just a gigolo,
Ev’rywhere I go, people.
they talk about me.
They talk about me.
Pay for every dance/romance
Ooh, what they sayin’?
Ooh, what they sayin’?
Can’t read lips for shit and I’m
Def as a Leppard
Def as a Leppard
Either you are a rock fan
Or need help spelling.
Or need help spelling?
Or math or science perhaps?
A tutor’ll do
A tutor’ll do
What the professor never could:
Teech me to right good
Teech me to right good
Or give me a lap dance, it’s
No problem, really!
No problem really,
But lap dancing makes it hard.
To right good, I mean.
“Penalty to Esox Lucius, two minutes for Too Many Syllables.”
“To right good, I mean.”
Come on, people, get with it,
It’s, “To right well.” Wait…
It’s, “To right well.” Wait…
“To rite well.” No, wait…Aw hell,
Gimme a lap dance.
“Gimme a lap dance,”
I said to a Laplander
She was not amused
She was not amused.
I thought chicks liked when you wear
Lampshades on your head.
Lampshades on your head
Glow profusely when you have
Brilliant ideas.
Brilliant ideas
Often result in stupid
Implementation
Implementation
Of a thousand Russian farms
Starts with the first steppe
Starts with the first steppe;
Fix the others to have safe
Entry to your shoppe.
Entry to your shop
Should be through the front doorway,
Unless you like thieves.
Unless you like thieves.
Or do you like thrones? I get
Those two games mixed up.