Those two games mixed up
Could be fun: Hide and seek, and
Hide the salami.
Hide the salami
If you forget where it is
It may start to stink
It may start to stink
If you leave the freezer door
Open overnight.
Open overnight
But closed when the sun comes up
Rent a Beach Chair failed
Rent A Beach Chair failed
Along with the concept of
Moon tans at midnight
Moon tans at midnight.
One HUGE pair of Ray-Bans to
Shade the lunar face.
Shade the lunar face
Use a #2 pencil
But dull the point first
But dull the point first
Sever the neck, break the cape
Leave the jetty be
Leave the jetty be
You can’t blame it for acting
Under pier pressure
Under pier pressure
A good explanation why
So many waves smoke
So many Waves smoke
That when the soldiers came home?
No more cigarettes.
No more cigarettes
Smoking laws strictly enforced
Not even e-cigs.
Not even e-cigs,
F-stops, G-spots, or iPads
Are allowed in France.
Are allowed in France
Incomplete sentence stumps me
I can’t think of a
I can’t think of a
Single good reason why these
Poems should end now.
Poems should end, now
That a shameless bard has rhymed
Orange with doorhinge.
Orange with a doorhinge,
castor wheels, fridge, and lasers.
Only $5.80.
Only $5.80!
(Plus shipping/handling – we must
Make money somehow!)
Make money somehow.
Personally, I prefer
To print up my own.
To print up my own
with a new 3-D printer
Serious coinage