Serious coinage
Beats ambivalent pennies
Or quirky quarters
Or quirky quarters
like the artsy Hook-Up Truck -
San Francisco treat.
San Francisco treat
Memory still lingering
Rice A Roni ad
Rice A Roni ad
After Final Jeopardy,
Lovely parting gifts.
Lovely parting gifts–
Johnny Olson, please tell them
What they’ve won today.
What they’ve won today…
a year’s supply of Pampers!
Those poor bachelors.
Those poor bachelors
Blew kisses at the show’s end
And all three fell down.
(CK: I applaud you! 
)
And all three fell down
Worshipping at Vanna’s feet.
Humpties, all of them.
(Thank you, Burpo)
Humpties, all of them.
A dozen hit the floor. Those
Cartons are flimsy.
Cartons are flimsy.
“But”, say Laurel and Hardy,
“Pianos are, too.”
Pianos, R 2;
You can’t play one because you
Have no droid fingers.
(I cheated 
)
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No you didn’t! I felt badly about leaving “Pianos are, too”, but I immediately thought of R2D2 as an option. GMTA 
BIP:
Have no droid fingers?
No Bantha sausage, either?
I’m hungry, dammit!
(CK: Don’t feel bad about leaving, “Pianos are, too.” Somebody would have come along in a day or three and used that AS IS, and kicked its ass, too! Clever bunch, here) 
I’m hungry, dammit!
But, pianos are too big
To eat with a spork.
To eat with a spork,
That is the essence of life.
Existential eats.
Existential eats.
Each gnocchi is said to be
Individual.
Individual
I am, but peer pressure makes
Me center this post.
Me–center this post.
You–nail up the crosspieces.
The whole fence fell down!
The whole fence fell down!
I admit I can’t hammer.
I have peen envy.
I have peen envy
No wait, I meant spleen envy
Loving your organ