Loving your organ.
It is so sublime to hear
J.S. Bach well-played
J.S. Bach, well, played
Out his wives with his organ
Never stopped playing
Never stopped playing
Charades. <rise, wave, point to self>
And the answer is…
And the answer is…
Wait, all I see is a grin
Floating in mid-air.
Floating in mid-air
I see the world beneath me.
Man, I’m really stoned.
Man, I’m really stoned.
A long time 'tween tokes, but hey -
Legal is legal.
Legal is legal.
MY eyes are really, really
REALLY, rilly…what?
REALLY, rilly…what?
Burpo, your eyes are right there.
LOOK ABOVE YOUR NOSE!
Look above your nose.
And just what’s above my nose?
Only the nose knows.
Only the nose knows
Who cut the cheese when it is
Silent but deadly.
Silent but deadly
Who knew farts would one day be
Sorted by merit
Sorted by merit,
warthogs glared up at Noah
through the bilge roof slats.
Through the bilge roof slats,
The lone worker manned his pump.
What choice did he have?
What choice did he have?
Beef, pork, tofu, shrimp lo mein,
But he chose chicken.
But he chose chicken.
And thus the age-old question
was answered at last.
Was answered at last
Said a guy on the straight dope
A haiku ensued
A haiku ensued
Though, best bone up on Dope memes
When penis ensues
When penis ensues
It doth point to the Heavens
and Angels snicker.
And Angels snicker.
Totally different than
When Devils snigger.
When Devils snigger
and angels frown in disgust
it’s time to party!