It’s time to party!
It is now…eight twenty-four.
That’s the right time, right?
That’s the right time, right?
Four-fingered Mickey’s no good;
My Timex will tell.
My Timex will tell,
Because it takes a lickin’
And keeps on tickin’
And keeps on tickin’
Unlike that of mortal men:
Cheney’s clockwork heart.
Cheney’s clockwork heart;
Bush’s straw in the head; where’s
The lion’s courage?
The lion’s courage
is found hanging in the great
Republic of Chad.
Republic of Chad –
Located on Africa’s
Coast, if your map’s wrong.
Republic of Chad;
Florida’s unofficial
State Voting Nickname.
WHOOPS! I feex,
Coast, if your map’s wrong;
Pedal, if you’re getting home
Before vampire time.
Before vampire time.
I was so much happier.
No Twilight saga.
No Twilight “saga”?
I would die a happy death.
But then I would turn.
But then I would turn.
Slowly…step by step…then, BAM -
Hit by the seltzer.
Hit by the seltzer.
(Which shouldn’t be confused with
That guy from Stray Cats.)
That guy from Stray Cats
Plays like his ass is on fire.
Setzer water, please.
Seltzer water please
Toss in a twist of lime too
Thank you bartender
Thank you bartender
One bourbon, one Scotch, one beer
I’m bad to the bone.
I’m bad to the bone.
I made a rich woman beg.
Now I’m history.
Now I’m history,
the first coyote to post
on a message board
On a message board
Haiku communications
Five, then seven, five
Five, then seven, five
works for the Japanese form.
My Haiku is size six.