Haiku Madness

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My Haiku is size six?
I can feel the universe
Trembling at the edge.

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Trembling at the edge
Balance must be restored with
Four syllables

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Four syllables?
Now we’re on the game of Haik?
Need answer fast.

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Need answer fast.
How far can we take this, guys?
Quick reply?

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Quick reply?
On the game of Ha:
Oh boy.

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Oh boy.
Don’t want to be
Last!

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!
??
:smack:

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:smack:
Burpo killed the Haiku thread?
Mod Warning: Threadpoop!

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Mod Warning: Threadpoop!
All posters executed.
May we rest in peace.

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May we rest in peace
But all is not lost–it’s time
For zombie haiku!

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For zombie haiku
It’s about the brains, vampire
Haiku wants the blood

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Haiku wants the blood.
Since this is about zombies
There will be plasma.

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There will be plasma.
But the world will never be
The same size again.

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The same size again.
Bob’s little blue pill only
Lasted ten minutes.

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Lasted ten minutes;
The yard is 9/10s un-mowed.
Time for a beer break.

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Time for a beer break
I’ll hit that Budweiser swill
With a sledgehammer

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With a sledgehammer?
Why damage a good hammer?
Pop the top and pour.

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Pop the top and pour.
Monkey brains for everyone!
Have some more, Indie.

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Have some more, Indie.
Cobras, asps, rattlers, mambas,
and kraits. Have some more.

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…and kraits. Have some more.
Mmmm. That’s mighty fine eatin’.
Just ask James Brolin.