Haiku Madness

Just ask James Brolin
Who’s hotter: Bailey Quarters?
Jennifer Marlow?

Jennifer Marlow?
Bailey Quarters? Just not fair.
I KNOW! I’ll take both.

I KNOW! I’ll take both
Soup and salad, and some of
Those yummy bread sticks!

Those yummy bread sticks!
I make people out of them.
Then I eat their limbs.

…then I eat their limbs.
I save the brains for “dead” last;
My name is Walker.

My name is Walker.
James Walker. Or is it James Bond?
I mix up those two.

I mix up those two -
Martha Stewart and RuPaul.
It’s not a good thing.

It’s not a good thing –
Toothpaste and anti-fungal
Foot cream look the same.

Foot, cream look the same
To a cat who has not yet
Learned the alphabet.

Learned the alphabet,
Now everything is spelled wrong:
Cheez, E-Z, Fon, ‘n’…

Cheez, E-Z, Fon ‘n’
Flix, warez, pr0n, LOL, pwn3d…
I’m so L337 - ph34r m3!!!

“I’m so L337 - ph34r m3”
Inscrutable message, or
Cat on the keyboard?

Cat on the keyboard?
Wasn’t that by Zez Comfrey
Back in the 20’s?

Back in the 20’s
Returning in 6 more years
Advancing quickly!

Advancing quickly!
“My child’s an Honor Student”.
Braggadocio.

Braggadocio
Combined with some bright colors
Psychedelica

Psychedelica.
It’s so groovy, man. Good drugs
and synthesia.

And synthesia.
Place a blue e in the word
And taste the rainbow.

And taste the rainbow,
Sample the sun dogs – they both
Taste just like chicken!

Taste just like chicken!
Just flap your arms, say PACAWK
And peck the worm meat.