“And peck the worm meat!”
Is not what you want to hear
From new sex partners.
From new sex partners
You can catch new STDs.
Be careful out there.
Be careful out there.
The Spanish Inquisition
Is waiting for you.
is waiting for you?
Hey, I’m from New York, where they say
is waiting ON you.
Is waiting on you –
The haiku police, that is
(Check your syllables.)
…is waiting ON you…
clinging tentacles wrap 'round,
sucking your life blood.
Check you syllables
At the door. Then please ignore
That CheshireKat dude
That CheshireKat dude
entered the Straight Dope forums
and became a male?
…and became a male
because Mean Mr. Mustard
does sex changes now
does sex changes now.
And did having sex change me?
Well, I’m pregnant now.
Well, I’m pregnant now.
Immaculate conception
'cause my legs stayed crossed.
'Cause my legs stayed crossed,
My Saturday night was not
What it might have been.
What it might have been
had Mothra and Godzilla
bonded over sports.
Bonded over sports
we did. We agreed the Heat
are the Spawn of Hell.
Are the spawn of Hell
among us spreading evil?
Naw, that’s just free will.
Naw, that’s just free will -
Unbuckle and whip it out.
Oh wait…that’s willie.
Oh wait … that’s Willie
Nelson singing “All of Me”,
Nothing but blue skies
Nothing but blue skies
Underneath my plane, since I’m
Flying upside-down.
Flying upside-down
the little fly searched for earth,
screaming “I’m too high!”
:: I heard a comedian do this joke, but for the life of me I can’t remember who it was. He said he liked to hold flies over a globe. ::
Screaming, “I’m too high,”
But still not sharing the pipe.
Acapulco’s gold.