Buddification,
a state resulting from too
much Anhueser-Busch.
much Anhueser-Busch…
I think I boinked a park bench.
Ow. There be splinters.
Ow. There be splinters.
Martha’s reaction when George
Went in for a kiss.
Went in for a kiss
Came out with a Hershey Bar
The clerk upsold me
The clerk upsold me -
Supersized my whole package.
All she did was smile.
All she did was smile
and say: “Sorry. Coyotes
must pay twice as much.”
“Must pay twice as much
to see Episode Seven,
Star Wars fans,” says Yoda.
“Star Wars fans!” says Yoda,
“Annoying shits, they are,” while
Signing autographs.
Signing autographs.
Despite a busy schedule
Lassie paused to pen.
Lassie passed to pen.
Is that a euphemism?
Later she had pups?
<psst Annie - your cat made a typo - that should be paused, as in pawsed ;):D>
Later, she had pups,
Then kittens, just to keep things
From getting boring.
From getting boring
To getting downright stupid -
“I’ll have (hic) one more.”
I’ll have (hic) one more,
Then ONE more, then one MORE, then…
What was I saying?
What was I saying
When I was drunk on my ass
And my pants fell off
And my pants fell off
and Lo, the world beholdeth
a cubit of wood.
A cubit of wood?
Not enough to build that ark!
Now, where’s Bill Cosby?
Now, where’s Bill Cosby?
My wife’s in labor and I’m
A lousy catcher
A lousy catcher
dropped poor me when I jumped from
the burning building.
The burning building
then collapsed and squashed poor me.
Such pain in the ash.