Such pain in the ash.
However, I’m a phoenix.
Ain’t I beautiful?
Ain’t I beautiful?
Said no one ever who has
A nickel-sized zit
A nickel-sized zit
On the place where I sit. Do
You wanna see it?
You wanna see it?
Hand me the poker, Mister.
My eyes need stabbing.
My eyes need stabbing,
My arms, they need some hugging,
Give me some lovin’.
Give me some loving
male or female I don’t care
please just walk upright
please just walk upright
two legs, four legs…I don’t care
horny has no bounds
Horny has no bounds.
What’s a nymphomaniac?
S/he wants more sex, yes!
S/he wants more sex, yes!
Fraught with anticipation,
Pat the Earthworm waits.
Pat the Earthworm waits?
Worms are hermaphrodites; they
Can go @#$% themselves.
“Can go @#$% themselves” =
Excess syllables, if you
Pronounce each symbol.
Pronounce each symbol.
!,
Is th@ # ->?
Is th@ # ->?
Cryptic special characters
Say a lot, themselves
Say a lot, themselves
Who have nothing much to say
Those who know stay mute
Those who know stay mute,
but those who know minutiae
post them on Facebook.
Post them on Facebook.
Forget H.R. is looking.
No more jobs for you.
No more Jobs for you
The King of Apple is dead
Android on the rise
“Android On The Rise”:
That’s Star Wars episode 10.
Won’t go to see it.
Won’t go to see it.
I will buy the soundtrack, as
I love the music.
I love the music.
But not the sounds it creates.
Just… the idea.