Have no damn logo.
I need a designer stat!
It costs how much, now?!
It costs how much, now?!
I guess I can’t afford two.
Horny guy lament.
“Horny guy lament”?
Your hand is always free: a
date with Fistina!
Date with Fistina;
Same night, date with Rosie Palm =
Standard sitcom plot!
Standard sitcom plot
Pregnant in elevator
Lift stuck, hi baby!
Lift stuck, “Hi, baby!”
As hours turn into days…
Drink pee, eat baby.
“Drink pee, eat baby!”
Right after Honey Boo Boo -
Mom Survival Camp.
Mom Survival Camp:
10 Pixar DVDs and
A fifth of vodka
A fifth of vodka.
A fourth of a tank of gas.
And a third wheel.
And a third wheel
kicked Jack half-way down the hill
then tumbled with Jill.
Then tumbled with Jill
and got the clap. Better off
with a broken crown
With a broken crown,
the King could not rule again.
Though the Queen’s was fine.
Though the Queen’s was fine,
The Princess’s was finer.
We’re talkin’ ass, here. 
We’re talkin’ ass, here.
Eeyore, Dapple or just Jack;
fine specimens all.
Fine specimens all
Mule Days, in Bishop, C-A?
Have you been? It’s great!
Have you been? It’s great!
I’ve played donkey basketball.
Does that count? (we lost)
Does that count? (we lost)
Rangers blew the Stanley Cup
Phooey, L.A. Kings.
PHOOEY, LA Kings!!
You beat my San Jose Sharks!!!
But, congrats. You won.
But, congrats. You won.
That beautiful lounge suite is
Yours for the taking.
Yours for the taking.
Cross-eyed, mangy, but a great
Personality.