Haiku Madness

Personality.
Oh, I’ll be a fool to you.
Over and over.

Over and over,
An earworm to drive you nuts:
Crimson and Clover

Crimson and Clover?
It’s a Small World After All -
that’s insanity.

That’s insanity.
Thanks, you two. My head’s spinning.
Hey! Macarena?

Hey! Macarena?
Right hand, facing down, in front.
That’s all I can do.

nm

That’s all I can do.
I have given you my all.
Time to say good-bye.

Time to say good-bye.
It was a short but sweet swim.
Guppy funeral.

Guppy funeral
But now Sylvester the Cat
Has had a full meal

Has had a full meal
Of bratwurst, beans and cabbage
Ow! Morning thunder!

Ow! Morning thunder!
Padump, padump and a leap…
Cat claws my jammies.

Cat claws my jammies;
Luckily, I was wearing
Steel-mesh underwear.

Steel mesh underwear
Not the best when it’s cold, I
Got epic shrinkage

“Got epic shrinkage?”
Was used to promote Speedos
made with codpieces.

Made with codpieces?
I di’nt e’en know what that was -
Had to look it up.

Had to look it up:
Chocolate cake is not a
Recognized food group.

Recognized food group.
Processed into soylent green.
Starvation deterred.

Starvation deterred
At the last minute, thanks to
Cannibalism.

Cannibalism.
Foghorn Leghorn spotted at
local KFC.

Local KFC:
Knights For Columbus. They don’t
Drive the little cars.