Haiku Madness

Drive the little cars,
That’s what circus monkeys do.
Oh, aren’t they so cute!

Oh, aren’t they so cute!
Those small Mandarin oranges
What shall we call them?

What shall we call them?
Once bodacious ta tas; now,
sadly, flop doodles.

Sadly, Flop doodles
All day long in every class.
Pay attention, Flop!

Pay attention, Flop!
Flip! Flip! Flop! Flap! Flip! Flap! Flop!
Then, of course, Floop! Floop!

Then, of course, Floop! Floop!
Asterias Forbesi
has five twinkle toes.

Has five twinkle toes,
Does he? Yoda is not a
Tap dancing Jedi.

Tap dancing Jedi
Does not describe Jar Jar Binks.
Darth Maul’s a bad ass.

Darth Maul’s a bad ass.
Too bad he died in prequel.
(Oops, spoiler alert!)

Oops, spoiler alert:
He gave away the ending
Before it began

Before it began
The chess game was decided
Me vs. Deep Blue

Me vs. Deep Blue;
I’m not much of a swimmer,
Deep Blue always wins.

Deep Blue always wins.
Sorry - your little ponies
Just couldn’t cut it.

Just couldn’t cut it,
Steak with a dull knife, so I
Cut the cheese instead.

Cut the cheese instead
Of serving the whole damned brick!
No? Guess I’ll make do.

No guess. I’ll make do.
Improvise and adapt and
Overcome. That’s it!

Overcome. That’s it!
♫We shall overcome one day.♫
A perfect lyric!

A perfect lyric!
Thanks, Annie. :rolleyes: So much pressure…
and I’ve reached the end.

and I’ve reached the end
or is it just beginning?
One can never tell

One can never tell
A new apple’s destiny.
To fall or be pierced?