To fall or be pierced
Or end up in some really
Tasty pie crust, Mmmmm…
Tasty pie crust, Mmmmm
I agree, but you misspelled
My signature line
mmm
“My signature line.”
Aren’t you sleeping in the park?
Shaving in the dark?
(Trying to save paper, huh?) 
Shaving in the dark?
Mondegreen! Bruce Springsteen sings:
Dancing in the dark.
Dancing in the dark…
Step on my toe again and
YOUR lights will be out.
Your lights will be out
when I summon lightning to
blow your transformer.
Blow your Transformer:
How Megan Fox could have saved
That awful movie.
(Coyote–que pasa?)
That awful movie
Anything by Michael Bay
Such a tired cliché
(but true)
Such a tired cliché
“A bird in the hand,” it goes
I want *my *bush void
I want my bush void
of all leaves, twigs and berries.
This still sounds nasty.
This still sounds nasty,
But not quite as nasty as
Goatse meets Tubgirl.
Goatse meets Tubgirl
At Lemon Party, then meet
Two Girls with One Cup
Two girls with one cup
Sharing a drink in summer
they take turns sipping
They take turns sipping,
blood dripping from tippy cups.
Baby vampire bats.
Baby vampire bats
Bo “Baby” Vampire is at
Bat for the Bosox.
Bat for the Bosox:
They stole Roy Hobbs’s “Wonderboy”
From “The Natural.”
From the natural
to very artificial
we all love nice busts
“We all love nice busts.”
Sorry, that should be a “t”;
We all love nice butts.
(I cheated, sue me )
We all love nice butts.
Sir Mix-a-Lot says it best.
Yeah…~baby got back!~
Yeah, Baby got back
Home, after fooling around
With too many guys.