A Big Mac and fries.
A Nice meal fit for a king
C’mon King, here Boy…
C’mon King, here Boy…
Cheetah could speak, and he brooked
no jungle nonsense.
No jungle nonsense?
What about this banana-
shaped whoopie cushion?
Shaped whoopie cushion?
Would that be “one shape fits all”
or “adjustable”?
Or adjustable
To the particular size
Of your derriere?
Of your derriere
I have no knowledge, butt it
probably kicks ass.
“Probably kicks ass.”
…Not a ringing endorsement.
Try: “Kicks total ass!”
Try: “Kicks total ass!”
Has a certain ring to it.
Let’s just try it out.
Let’s just try it out
giving a short eulogy,
“He kicked total ass!”
“He kicked total ass!”
That mule went head over heels.
It was jack ass splat.
It was jack ass splat
Of course, he’s a gas gas gas
Named for a Stones song
Named for a Stones song,
Satisfaction McClemore
Had his way with girls.
Had his way with girls
was fun at first, but led to
a day out with kids.
A day out with kids
Requires an evening with
Scotch, vodka and beer.
Scotch, vodka and beer.
“What’s Martha Stewart’s secret?”
Jeopardy answer.
Jeopardy answers,
Nature calls – quite a scary
Combination, eh?
Combination, eh?
Keyed, eh? The two main types of
Canadian locks
Canadian locks,
thick, long and lush covered the
Mountie, Godiva.
Mountie, Godiva.
Mounted and dived into her
What the Mountie did.
What the mountie did
was mount a mountie, you see.
Steamy mountie sex!