Except for her smile,
Everything was perfect - she’s
Afraid of dentists.
Afraid of dentists?
Then you should NOT watch, “Little
Shop of Horrors,” Mac.
Shop of Horrors, Mac.
That must be the vegan phrase
For Old McDonald’s.
For Old McDonald’s
Eighty-seventh birthday bash?
Beef, chicken, pork ribs.
Beef, chicken, pork ribs.
And Mary? Why Mary had
A little lamb. WHAT?
“A little lamb. WHAT?
You TOLD me you took the pill!”
Said ram to his ewe.
Said ram to his ewe:
“Go away, I’m very gay”
Gay rams are real, too!
:: I like this cite even better ::
Gay rams are real, too?
What about lesbian ewes,
Got a cite for that?
Ha ha, July Fool’s.
Holy shit, she skunked you good!
I laughed 'til I stopped. 
I laughed 'til I stopped
and then I laughed a lot more
at that Gervais bit!
I just pissed myself,
But nothing new
When pissed in the pool
I pissed on you too.
I pissed on you, too.
Wait, that would be wrong, like, say…
a four-line Haiku.
A four-line haiku
Is bad enough, but not nearly as bad as having way, way, way too many syllables
In the second line.
In the second line
You received poetry skills
I was in the first
I was in the first
and D.Gringo cheated at
writing a haiku
Writing a haiku
Is a sublime art form, or
A huge waste of time
“A huge waste of time” -
Shakespeare’s secret opinion
of his own writings.
Of his own writings,
Steve King equates himself to
A Big Mac and fries.