My bottom hurts now.
Fell on ice, broke my tailbone.
The worst pain ever.
The worst pain ever:
Reading a haiku that ends
prematurely (Ha!)
Prematurely (Ha!)
Quick Draw McGraw heard these words
more than he preferred.
more than he preferred
were the syllables in the
last line of this po’m
Last line of this po’m
Is certainly nothing like
The first line of it
The first line of “IT”
Describes a toy boat floating
In a rain gutter
The first line of it
is remarkably similar.
I.G. is lying!
I.G. is lying!
and poor b_d got ninja’d
What will my fate be?
What will my fate be,
When my reply came first but
I’m the one ninja’d? 
I’m the one ninja’d,
And often I go too fast
AND MAKE BIG MISTAKES. (sorry buddah, my buddhy)
And make big mistakes,
Then bigger mistakes, and then
The biggest mistake!
The biggest mistake
she made was not marrying
me. I’m very rich.
Me? I’m very rich;
I’m the chocolatiest mousse
You will ever eat.
[del]Me, I’m very rich
But only in the way that
Swiss chocolate is.[/del]
“You will ever eat,”
Thank heavens above, there’s no “N”
In that sentence!
In that sentence!
(the one here, right above this)
N infiltration.
“N” infiltration:
It will turn “ice” into “nice.”
Try it sometime, 'K?
Try it sometime, 'K?
I am willing to try it.
But don’t call me “Kay.”
But don’t call me “Kay.”
I prefer the name “Shirley”
Surely you know that?
Surely you know that?
You got the Airplane ref’rence!
One smart pussy cat.
One smart pussy cat;
Careful, she may disappear
Except for her smile.