Right name for a dog?
Rex works; Spot, too. Gracie, hmmm?
I know! CAT-CHOMPER!
I know CAT-CHOMPER.
He’s the dog with horrid scars
all over his snout.
All over his snout:
DNA from the fiercest
Kitties at the spa.
Kittie’s at the spa
Festus is browsing Facebook
Not your dad’s Gunsmoke
Not your dad’s Gunsmoke:
this Miss Kitty’s li’l brothel
is Matt’s second home.
is Matt’s second home
with entrance he’s so proud of?
it’s just a door, Matt
It’s just a door, Matt
Except when it is open
Then it is a jar.
Then it is a jar,
a simple mayonnaise jar
waiting for bacon.
Waiting for bacon…
Waiting…waiting…service is
Slow at Burger King.
Slow at Burger King
is: W o u l d… y o u… l I k e… f r i e s… w i t h… t h a t… ?
Like Jim in Taxi.
like Jim in Taxi
I’ll go on to be a toon
A Klingon and Doc
A Klingon and Doc
Walk into a bar – (there’s no
Punchline to this joke.)
Punchline to this joke:
Why, I say now, why, did the
Chicken cross the road?
n/m
Chicken cross the road.
Mack truck going eighty-five.
Chicken Panini.
Chicken Panini
Fancy, like a martini
With franks and beanies
With franks and beanies
The tailgaters’ bar mitzvah?
You meshugener!
You meshugener!
Sheldon Cooper wouldn’t say that.
He don’t know Yiddish.
He don’t know Yiddish,
but makes a mean matzo ball.
There is soup for you!
There is soup for you!
Let’s make a spin off of both
Seinfeld and Big Bang!