Sliding into home;
Driveway’s too steep, slick with ice,
Bald tires–go Kaboom!
Bald tires–go Kaboom!
Retreads are like comb-overs;
temporary fix.
Temporary fix.
Have a glass of pinot noir?
Or just snort. Shoot up.
“Or just snort. Shoot up”
Cops trained to intimidate
and give warning shots.
and give warning shots.
Before killing Old Yellar
Sad movie moment.
Sad movie moment?
I had nightmares of rabid…
Squirrels! Why squirrels?
Squirrels! Why squirrels?
There isn’t much meat on 'em.
Might as well eat snake.
Might as well eat Snake.
Escape from Manhattan or
Simpsons reference?
Simpsons reference?
I knew you would jump on that!
Hah, I’m not telling.
Hah! I’m not telling.
Okay, I’ll spill my guts; don’t
Waterboard me, please!!!
Waterboard me, please!!!
I’m a big fan of surfing -
“Men Who Ride Mountains”.
Men who ride mountains
That kid, Jay Moriarty,
destined for greatness
“Destined For Greatness”:
The autobiography
Of Mark D. Chapman.
Of Mark D. Chapman
Fucker who stole peace, hope, love.
Now, just Imagine.
Now just imagine
A game where you say haikus
(Dramatic sound clip)
(Dramatic sound clip)
“Yes, folks, we sawed his leg off”.
Radio show prank.
Radio show prank:
Ten thousand cheeseburgers, please,
and five with pickle.
And five with pickle-
flavored cookies, beat 12 with
Butterscotch rhubarb.
Butterscotch rhubarb?
Now, watch this closely. Ready?
RALPH, YUKK, BARF, BLUCCCCCH, RETCH!
RALPH, YUKK, BARF, BLUCCCCCH, RETCH!
It is so hard, picking the
right name for a dog.
[I went with GOTCHA]