Who will bend over?
I know that Ben Dover is
Het’rosexual
Het’ro sex – u al
no what i mean, even when
miss’n key lettrs
miss’n key lettrs?
I had no J for my log -
une entries were weird.
une entries were weird.
anuary made no sense.
uly like a dog.
You lie like a dog -
Dirty and Harry, with fleas.
Not dirty hairy.
Not dirty hairy,
but clean shiny fairy hair
from which sprouts your wings.
From which sprouts your wings
Drops of an energy drink
God dangit red bull
(Watches silently)
God dangit red bull
I pee thirteen times a day
After drinking one can.
After drinking one can,
I drink another, then more.
I’m beery hoppy.
I’m beery hoppy.
Like a drunk Playboy Bunny
Let me grab some tail.
Let ME grab some tail.
Competition’s getting fierce.
Fighting guys AND girls.
Fighting guys AND girls,
Fred wrangled the last pair of
smiley face boxers.
Smiley face boxers
Ate all the frowning pit bulls;
Them dogs ain’t so tough.
Them dogs ain’t so tough.
I did the Walk-a-thon, once:
Off my feet three days.
Off my feet three days?
Maybe, if I could afford
a butler named Jeeves.
A butler named Jeeves?
He serves, he cleans, he’s a friend.
Roddy McDowell!
{Think of the movie, Overboard (1987)}
Roddy McDowell
Sweet kid National Velvet
Sweet chimp- chicks dig him.
Sweet chimp - chicks dig him.
They love him like a brother.
The guys’ kiss of death.
The guy’s kiss of death…
well, no wonder he never
rounded second base.
Rounded second base,
turning third at high speed, and
sliding into home.