Haiku Madness

As for “P”, don’t ask…
And we surely won’t mention
their little PPs.

Their little PPs
Aren’t quite large enough to hide
Their little BBs.

Their little BBs
might still be able to make
z little B (a) B (e) s

z little B (a) B (e) s
often grow up to become
z big babies, no?

(foul on **Burpo **in post 7956; one penalty point)

My fault – he quoted
The line before the edit
(Syllables were off.)

Penalty point re-assigned to buddah.

Syllables were off,
Commas crying, quotes irate…
Punctuation blues.

“Punctuation Blues”
Was not part of “School House Rock.”
Conjunction Junction…

Conjunction Junction…
You and I but not him, so
We win yet we lose.

We win yet we lose
Haiku when we ignore post
7963

I’ll fix that!

“z big babies, no?”
bébés énormes, toot sweet!
Quick, feed them faster!

Quick, feed them faster!
Almost midnight – oh shit, it’s
Daylight savings time!

Daylight savings time
Is a big pet peeve of mine
No terminal S!

No terminal S!
We have A to R - pick one,
or file a complaint.

…or file a complaint;
Do you know who is in charge?
Sorry, me neither.

Sorry, me “Neither” –
You want Mister “Either”, who
Lives across the hall.

Lives across the hall
Plays that rock and roll all night
Dadgum hooligan

Dadgum hooligan;
It’s either Roger or Pete.
Who knows, who cares. YAWN!

Who knows, who cares. YAWN!
Apathy is the way to peace.
Well, that and long naps.

Well, that and long naps
In hammock, with beer, and sun
Four months 'til Christmas
One penalty point to CheshireKat (no warning issued)