Anchor Steam: my fave
(if it’s a boat or steam punk),
Otherwise - Guinness!
Otherwise - Guinness!
That’s great, Kat. I’ll drink to that!
A black-and-tan toast?
A black-and-tan toast?
If there’s a pic of Jesus
Sell it on Ebay.
Sell it on Ebay
Or give it to Goodwill, just
Get it outta here!
Get it out of here,
and don’t bring it back again!
Skunks are for looking!
Skunks are for looking,
or cooking in a stink pie.
Smell deliciousness!
Smell deliciousness:
Keebler banana pudding.
From a hollow tree.
From a hollow tree
Flutters the last, immortal
Passenger pigeon.
“Passenger Pigeon”
Paid two grand from Idlewild
To Liberty Isle.
To Liberty Isle!
Raise your glass to the freedom
to be all alone.
To be all alone
Is damn near impossible;
You just ask Wilson.
You just ask Wilson
Who was the best president
He’d say Woodrow Was
He’d say Woodrow was
But what about Woodrow’s wives?
Ellen, then Edith.
Ellen, then Edith,
then Ed. Finally the horse
had the proper name.
Had the proper name,
Bona Fides as so shown,
He was still a schmuck.
He was still a schmuck?
Not Ed! Surely not Wilbur!
But, Higgins sure was.
But, Higgins sure was.
Magnum always suspected:
Light in the loafers.
Light in the loafers,
pointed upward, makes flashing
a nighttime event.
A nighttime event:
Peeling her undergarments
Off using your teeth.
Off! (using your teeth)
He broke four of them trying
to remove chain mail.