Lisztomania!
It’s like Matzomania
But it’s less Jewish
But it’s less Jewish.
Yes, the world is less Jewish.
Joan Rivers has died.
Joan Rivers has died.
We shall lament, we shall mourn,
We shall all grow up.
We shall all grow up
And become like our parents.
A horrible thought!
A horrible thought:
What if, instead, our parents
Become just like us?!?!?
Become just like us!
We are individuals,
Ubiquitously.
Ubiquitously,
talk show circuits guests revolve
from Ellen to Seth.
from Ellen to Seth
is not quite impressive as
from Earth to the Moon
From Earth to the Moon
Feels just a bit longer than
My morning commute.
My morning commute:
It could be worse; could be up
The Hershey Highway.
The Hershey Highway
Has no potholes, but polyps
Ain’t no joke neither
Ain’t no joke, neither;
Joan Rivers has passed away.
We’re low on celebs.
We’re low on celebs;
We must eat reality
show contestants now.
Show contestants now!
Japanese TV must run
Precisely on time!
Precisely on time?
First buy me a new Rolex,
then I will do that.
“…then I will do that.”
Jeez, hearts and flowers get you
Nowhere any more.
Nowhere any more
Are the emu, wallaby
Ne’er to walk again
Ne’er to walk again,
'cause I have a Ferrari.
Shall we go cruising?
Shall we go cruising?
I’m game, just so long as it’s
Not for a bruising
Not for a bruising
How about for a brewsing?
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