and the children cried
when I ate all their pudding
tough titties, toddlers
Tough titties, toddlers,
And terrible teeth – my girl
Isn’t quite a “10”.
Isn’t quite a “10”,
and, alas, I must admit
that’s her IQ score.
That’s her IQ score,
there - written on her forehead.
Lady Eighty-three.
Lady eighty-three
Is hotter than ninety-three
By ten points, I’d say
By ten points, I’d say
MMM is desperate.
Find love where you can…
Find love where you can,
in the alley or the street.
Ten dollah, Mister.
Ten dollah, Mister
That’s double for Bullitt, though
He dissed MMM
He dissed MMM.
You save a syllable by
Using M[sup]3[/sup]. Neat?
Using M3. Neat?
Very cool, but as a rule
It takes more effort.
It takes more effort
But CheshireKat won’t bother
S/He’s a Lazy Kat
S/He’s a Lazy Kat?
You haven’t guessed my gender?
M M Made my day!
M M Made my day.
I din’t diss him, he dissed 'self.
I see it, call it.
I see it, call it
if it agrees to go out
with me I screw it
With me, I screw it
if it’s a piece of hardware
or a new light bulb.
or a new light bulb
in mouth, like Uncle Fester
would give a new look
would give a new look
Plastic surgery does that
But it costs too much!
But it costs too much!
That’s what she said in my bed.
Gigolos aren’t cheap.
Gigolos aren’t cheap?
Clearly, you haven’t been to
Craigslist recently!
Craigslist recently
Got busy with Angie’s List
Lisztomania!