Attack on way home.
No one’s going to miss one.
Jelly donut raid.
Jelly Donut Raid:
Kills bugs dead with sugary
Vapors. Sprinkles, too.
Vapors. Sprinkles, too –
Meteorological
Ways that water’s found.
Ways that water’s found
It’s path through rocks and mountains
Time and gravity
Time and gravity
will get you every time -
Make everything sag.
Make everything sag
And I’ll fight it tooth and nail.
Nip / Tuck, here I come!
Nip / Tuck, here I come
No matter how certain death.
Oh! The vanity!
Oh! The vanity.
Middle drawer on the right side.
I left the keys there!
I left the keys there
on the desk – rabid monkeys
must have stolen them.
“Must have stolen them”
Requires a subject for the
Auxiliary verb.
Auxiliary verb…
is that a fall back action
like mosh pit diving?
Like mosh pit diving,
Deep sea diving’s a hazard.
Unless you are trained.
Unless you are trained
My advice to you, my friend:
Stay off of the tracks
Stay off the tracks,
advice making Stand By Me,
a pointless movie.
A pointless movie.
Hmm. So many to choose from…
Neighbors’ home movies?
Neighbors’ home movies
Can be so yawn-inducing
'less they’re all nekkid
'Less they’re all nekkid,
then underneath their burqas
they would be sweaty.
They would be sweaty
If “doing it” the right way.
If not, still sweaty.
If not, still sweaty.
That could be a thread-ender,
When things get silly.
When things get silly.
I worry about laughing
My funny head off.