Poor Mr. Haiku
a frog croaks; sad crickets moan
into the still night.
into the still night
I go, looking for one thing
that bootleg moonshine
That bootleg moonshine
Fucks you up, leaving one choice:
Shit nails or go blind.
Shit Nails or Go Blind,
one or the other open’d
for Michael Buble.
For Michael Buble,
Why are Canada’s singers
So bloody awful?
So bloody awful?
What about the death wagon?
“But I’m not dead, Sir!”
“But I’m not dead Sir!”
Don’t listen when McCoy says
“He’s dead, Jim.” He’s wrong.
“He’s dead, Jim.” He’s wrong.
Zombies can be confusing;
he is undead, Jim.
He is “Undead Jim”
After James got bit by a
Casual zombie.
Casual zombie:
khakis, polo, loafers and
loose appendages.
loose appendages
were found at the bank heist scene
suspects are unarmed
Suspects are unarmed
only in extreme cases
where handcuffs don’t fit.
where handcuffs don’t fit
just like the glove, I would think
then we must acquit
Then we must acquit,
If we’re not committed to
Prejudicial guilt.
Prejudicial guilt,
Prejudicial innocence.
Color line justice.
Color line justice:
The grass is green, bunnies brown,
Stay within the lines.
“Stay within the lines”
is fine for driving, but not
when creating art.
When creating art
the most important thing is
not to worry so.
Not to worry so much
Is good advice, Obama,
Once you leave office.
Once you leave office,
You become target. Ninjas
Attack on way home.