Live-in Number Two
Had three kids and a rabbit.
I loved that rabbit.
I loved that rabbit
I thought he was wonderful
braised in mushroom sauce
:: I was going to do one like that, but I didn’t want to upset burpo bunnylover ::
Braised in mushroom sauce,
Filet mignon is better -
No squeaks during prep.
:: Well, so much for not upsetting burpo :o ::
No squeaks during prep,
But the board lags like crazy
While mods add “GAME” tags!
While mods add “GAME” tags!
The clarification’s not
A bad idea.
A bad idea?
Starting a new GAME: thread called
Game: Let’s Discuss Sports.
Game: Let’s Discuss Sports.
I would rather jam pencils
Into both my ears.
Into both my ears
Crawled those freaky-looking bugs
From Star Trek II – eek!!
From Star Trek II – eek!!
To Star Trek III and then to . . .
How far can you count?
“How far can you count?”
Asked Alice to the Rabbit,
“One plus another.”
One plus another,
If a dozen’s a thing, makes
A baker’s dozen.
A baker’s dozen:
Panera bagels to go,
A Tuesday special.
A Tuesday special
is a Wednesday cost cutter
and a Thursday loss.
and a Thursday loss
puts the Tigers down by one
but that shan’t happen
But that shan’t happen.
Yelling won’t solve the problem;
Calm down and relax.
“Calm down and relax!”
the surest possible way
to piss off your wife.
To piss off your wife,
Men, get up in the morning
And just be yourself.
And just be yourself
She said, while knowing full well
That I suck as me
That I suck as me.
As Avenue Q sang it:
It sucks to be me.
“It sucks to be me”
said the sad, broken Dyson
left out with the trash.