Five syllables here
Seven syllables go here
Are you happy now
Are you happy now
sept syllabes vont ici, et
cinq syllabes ici
(getting us back on track; it seems Smurf was a little too Drunky in post #8200)
left out with the trash
is where many Dopers feel
our haikus belong
Our Haikus belong
and are acceptable if
they include “touchdown!”
They include “touchdown”
On one-hundred-ten yard field
in Canada, eh?
in Canada, eh
in Fargo it’s you betcha!
New York? go pound sand
New York, go pound sand.
Florida, learn how to vote.
Pissed at ALL the states.
Pissed at ALL the states.
Solid, vapor and liquid.
They can kiss my grits.
They can kiss my grits
After which, I shan’t serve them
That would be nasty
That would be nasty,
to be locked in a boxcar,
with Paris Hilton.
With Paris Hilton,
Everything is possible
Even if expensive.
Even if expensive,
So worth it to buy toothpaste:
Shine those pearly whites!
Show those pearly whites
If you want to be a star
In the cinema.
In the cinema
mice eat off the sticky floor.
Let the boxed cats out!
Let the boxed cats out!
The kitty cats live and play
Schrodinger is dead.
Schrödinger is dead,
Verschränkung (entanglement),
Don’t make me explain.
Don’t make me explain.
By the time I have the words,
the thought is long gone.
The thought is long gone,
The kind words are just not there.
Time for a divorce?
time for a divorce
when significant other
badmouths the Beatles
Badmouths the Beatles
Praises performance artists
Hipster thinks he’s cool.