Haiku Madness

reads same either way
the palindromic novel
ti did reltub eht

ti did reltub eht
On the contrary! I feel
somehow it’s my fault

Somehow it’s my fault
but I can’t help laughing loud
because I care not

Because I care not
I would not, could not, should not
I won’t not do it

I won’t not do it
Double negative? Why, sure!
But who gives a frak?

but who gives a frack?
I would really like to know.
I want to get one.

I want to get one.
When you have nothing, even
One is something more.

One is something more
Twice of everything is best
I gotta have it

I gotta have it
today cuz tomorrow it
will be yesterday

“Will be yesterday,”
babbled Yoda like Frank Oz
Wisdom from Muppets

Wisdom from Muppets
It’s not easy being green
Don’t mess with the pig

Don’t mess with the pig
or someone with a pig farm:
through bone like butter.

“Through bone like butter.”
That’s the worst metaphor for
sex I ever heard.

sex I ever heard
When speaking of Hal Briston
sex I ever herd

Sex I ever, herd
frantic orgy in the dark
Smells like bong water

Smells like bong water
Or is it Britney’s perfume?
I can never tell.

I can never tell
Is it first pants, then undies
or the other way?

Or the other way?
Skip the undies and fly free!
Only way to fly!

I can never tell
I’m scared they’ll slice up my brain
just like Bill Casey
ETA: Shazzbot

Just like bill casey
the man the myth the legend.
Who is that again?