He died with it, too,
(my Uncle Stanley), who loved
that Glock too damn much.
“That Glock too damn much.”
I need it to shoot someone
not invest in them.
“Not invest in them,
but buy them out and own them!”
so said the tycoon.
So said the tycoon
In the midst of the typhoon
drowning in riches
Drowning in Riches
Would be so great, I miss it
Eddie Izzard Rules!
Eddie Izzard Rules!
Wild wit wantonly wicked
Ready set punchline
Ready set punchline
You have to wait but you get
A good cup of punch
A good cup of punch,
a couple of good punches
either could fix him
either could fix him
and ether could fix him too
perma-damn-ently
Perma-damn-ently–
That was the way that my dad
Buried opponents.
buried opponents
upon bloody fields of war.
Its just football man.
Its just football man
Doesn’t hold a candle to
Our “just hockey”, man…
Our “just hockey” man
played no other sport, and was
bored stiff all summer.
bored stiff all summer
the young undertaker was
when he got laid off
When he got laid off
at first he was quite happy
He missed the “off” part
He missed the “off” part
Cutting grass is difficult
Rest in pieces, sir.
Rest in pieces, sir.
You’ve done quite enough damage
With just one small trick.
With just one small trick
Convinced them she was magic
Oops–it was Salem
Oops–it was Salem.
Murder for a jar of red
Rum. Males saw–'tis poo!
“Rum. Males saw–'tis poo!”
Ends a haiku palindrome.
Reads same either way.