Too similar words
Often effect my meaning
Or is it affect?
Or is it affect?
If that damned duck yells once more,
It’s pâté for lunch!
It’s pâté for lunch!
Let’s all sashay for the pâté,
so squishy and good!
Foul!
so squishy and good
a custard-filled doughnut is
my go-to fried cake
*ARGH! You’re right. I don’t know why my fingers typed in the “all”. 
:o
Sorry!*
my go-to fried cake
was removed and replaced with
crummy humble pie
Crummy humble pie;
still better than eating crow.
Raven and Tell Me…
Raven and Tell Me
Who is that rap rapping, wait…
I have no chamber!
I have no chamber;
My four violinists must
Play in the bathroom.
Play in the bathroom
in the tub with Bert, Ernie
and rubber ducky.
and rubber ducky
16 on the Billboard Charts
1970
1970
The Year we made contact. No
That’s 2010
That’s 2010,
it missed the mark completely.
Should have hired Kubrick.
Should have hired Kubrick,
But he was busy being
Deceased somewhere else.
“Deceased somewhere else.”
Is what the caretaker Said
Worst graveyard ever
Worst graveyard ever
is the huge box of photos
kept under my bed.
Kept under my bed:
HUGE amount of dust bunnies.
Not enough carrots.
Not enough carrots,
Can’t see very well at night;
Ow! Just stubbed my toe!
Ow! Just stubbed my toe!
Got to wear shoes more, but still:
no socks with sandals.
no socks with sandals
no 'fuck off’s outside the pit
wow, so many rules!