Haiku Madness

Wow, so many rules
Can’t lick strangers on the bus
Rights taken away

Rights taken away,
which leaves us only left turns:
The Circle of Life.

The Circle of Life
Elton John wrote the music
Lyrics by Tim Rice

Lyrics by Tim Rice.
Music: Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Theme: Does it matter?

Theme: Does it matter?
Are we talking about size?
'Cause I like big cars.

'cause I like big cars
new song by Sir Mixalot
not likely a hit

Not likely a hit
big butts, big cars not the same
even I know that.

even I know that
The Easter Bunny brings eggs.
How does he lay them?

How does he lay them?
He gets them from his buddy
The Easter chicken

The Easter Chicken
didn’t make one little Peep.
He made nine thousand!

He made nine thousand
Errors in 26 games
Not a great shortstop

Not a great shortstop;
Charlie Brown wasn’t so hot
At pitching, either.

At pitching, either
You paint the corners, or you
Find another gig

Find another gig!
I don’t want gangsta rappers
For my wedding dance.

For my wedding dance
With my daughter, we’re doing
The Hokey-Pokey.

The Hokey-Pokey
And that Chicken Dance bullshit
Need to go away

Need to go away?
Well, I happen to agree.
Let’s Macarena!

Let’s Macarena!
Let’s don’t and say we did. What’s
Next? Electric Slide?

Next? Electric Slide?
Cowboy Boogie? Or the Freeze?
Too much line dancing

Too much line dancing.
Let’s switch to a drum circle.
It’s much more current.