It’s much more current
Than a 9-volt battery:
I’m talkin’ lightning.
I’m talking lightning
meteorology, ya’ll
a scary science
A scary science.
Meteors are not involved.
Weatherology?
Weatherology?
He makes no apology
For neology
For neology
applying to the insects:
Bee’s kneeology.
Bee’s kneeology.
An obscure 20’s science.
23 Skidoo!
“23 Skidoo!”
my old grandpa might have said
but I don’t think so
But I don’t think so
In fact, I’m fairly certain
Though I could be wrong
Though I could be wrong
I am pretty certain that
The moon is not cheese
The moon is not cheese?
Oh no! What do I do with
this crate of fine wine?
this crate of fine wine?
“Drink with me to days gone by.”
A toast from Les Miz.
A toast from Les Miz
A remorseless tot films baa
Anagram haiku!
Anagram haiku!
Japanese headache relief!
Now in capsule form!
“Now in capsule form”
Mercury astronauts were
but not anymore.
But not anymore.
Now civilians will take the
Orion capsule.
Orion capsule
That’s hitting below the belt
Cosmic punnery
Cosmic punnery?
I’ll be the one to say it:
“Look at Uranus!”
“Look at Uranus!”
Sigh They changed the name. Now it’s
“Look at Urectum!”
Look at Urectum!
Leaking on urunderwear!
Better wipe urass!
Better Wipe Urass!
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