Buy One, Get One Free!
Always ask which one is free
“Cool, I’ll take that one”
Cool, I’ll take that one -
the one with the broken hands
and cracked faux pearl face.
and cracked faux pearl face?
I need a real cracked pearl face
Nothing but the best
Nothing but the best
Molasses-free, capsule form
Now with deja vu
Now with deja vu,
that little something extra…
Now with deja vu
Now with *deja vu *
You can repeat yourself and
not blame it on age.
Not blame it on age,
Nor the bottle of whiskey.
It’s Kate Upton’s fault!
It’s Kate Upton’s fault!
Whoever the hell she is.
Google shows me breasts.
Google shows me breasts
When I want wings and drumsticks
No white meat for me
No white meat for me.
I only eat fruits and nuts.
Gay and mad? Okay!
Gay and mad? Okay!
I’m Liberace, baby,
with mad finger skillz.
With mad finger skillz,
YOU TOO can be part of the
Olive Pit Pickers.
Olive Pit Pickers
Local 23, on strike
This job is the pits
“This job is the pits,”
The dwarves unhappily said.
At least elves get trees!
At least elves get trees!
Yes, but they are not allowed
to eat the cookies.
To eat the cookies,
Three easy steps: open mouth,
Insert cookie, close.
Insert cookie, Close
To You on the radio
70’s good times
70’s good times.
See me, the tiny dancer -
Isn’t she lovely?
Isn’t she lovely?
The insides? You bet. Haven’t
Seen the chassis, yet.
“Seen the chassis yet?”
No, just haven’t had the time
'Way too busy here.