Way too busy here
Said one-armed paper hanger
According to dad
‘Way too busy here.’
Said a crazed Charlie Manson.
“So, no cookies then?”
According to dad
Anything mechanical
Should never be forced.
ninja’d twice!
Should never be forced,
good advice for laughs and girls;
Jedis excepted.
Jedis excepted
but Sith preferred, when bad things
just need to be done
Just need to be done
Homework, chores, and mow the lawn
I’d rather watch film
I’d rather watch film
crews shirtless in the sun than
fully-dressed anchors.
Fully-dressed anchors
Reporters braced for weather
Film at eleven
Film at eleven
Audio at twelve midnight
Having sync issues
Having sync issues
Has gotta be better than
Having sink issues
Having sink issues;
Always a problem at sea,
Far from your home port.
Far from your home port.
Always carry a condom
you dirty fucker
You dirty fucker!
Steve Jones swore at Bill Grundy!
On television!
On television!
I saw it and it’s all true!
Solves all mysteries!
Solves all mysteries.
Salves all pain. A remedy.
A panacea.
A panacea.
All the continents were one
Huge land mass. Uh,…wait.
Huge land mass. Uh,…wait.
Quaternary Formations,
Geology stuff!
Geology stuff:
My least favorite kind of
Oreo cookies
Oreo cookies
Are not the original
'cause Hydrox came first
'Cause Hydrox came first
Way back in 1908
4 years before O!