Haiku Madness

4 years before O!
The less successful prequel:
The Story of N.

The Story of N
Took place in a time before
Knights, knaves, and gnostics

Knights, Knaves and Gnostics,
8th book in the Game of Thrones.
Out 2020.

Out 2020
My first pair of bifocals
Is on it’s way. Faugh!

Is on its way - faugh?
A Triscuit is better than
A way-fa with cheese.

A way-fa with cheese
Stick a vegetable on it
Crudité madness

Crudité madness
That’s my new weight loss diet.
All vegetables.

[del]Crudité madness
Brings potluck supper sadness
Makes diners fractious[/del]

All vegetables
2016 candidates
None impress me yet.

None impress me yet
Police Academy films
Maybe the next one

Maybe the next one
will be my last. Or maybe
I’ll have another.

Maybe the next one
Will have some bacon on it
We can only hope

We can only hope
Star Wars:The Reboot won’t suck.
Trailers look quite good.

Trailers look quite good.
But they attract tornadoes
And sketchy meth heads.

This train has derailed, I can’t let that happen to CheshireKat (see post # 8790).

Train back on track:

I’ll have another
White Castle sliders, I mean
Who can eat just eight?

Who can eat just eight?
Anyway, who’s counting? I
missed the derailment!

Missed the derailment
the train ran clear off its tracks
Toxic waste fog deaths

Toxic waste fog deaths,
Band name extraordinaire.
Modern day Go-Gos.

Modern day Go-Gos
George Michael WHAM’s fun song?
Can you wake me up?

Can you wake me up?
Dreaming about Dr. Phil
Oiled up and nekkid