Oiled up and nekkid
Greased up & ready to go
Baby, where you at?
Baby, where you at?
In the crib? Crawling on floor?
Time for new diaper.
Time for a new diaper?
What type will it be for you?
Pampers? Or Attends?
Pampers? Or Attends?
What’s best? Driving cross country
No time for rest stops
No time for rest stops
Just keep an empty bottle
Underneath your seat.
“Underneath your seat”
immediately made me
think of thiscartoon.
Think of this cartoon:
“Bummer of a birthmark, Hal”
Doesn’t need a link.
Doesn’t need a link
C. Darwin didn’t either
Ah, evolution!
Ah, evolution!
Wasn’t that a Beatles song?
Also Day Ripper
Good one.
No it doesn’t need one.
Also Day Ripper,
When I saw her sanding there,
A day in the strife!
A day in the strife
Stab wound to the kidney, and
A whopping headache
A whopping headache
The price that I must pay for
Drinking beer all night
Drinking beer all night,
and all day, and the next night…
Hey, where’d my pants go?
Hey, where’d my pants go?
Maybe the police have caught them
They’re prob’ly in cuffs
They’re prob’ly in cuffs,
Chippendales are known for that.
Also, leather chaps.
Also, leather chaps
Really rub me the wrong way
Do you have velvet?
“Do you have velvet?”
Blue? Black? Goldmine? Underground?
Be more specific.
Be more specific.
Do you choose the Atlantic
Or the Pacific?
Or the Pacific?
Are we talking salmon here,
or maybe lobsters?
Or maybe lobsters?
Did they crawl all over me?
Or was it spiders?