Or was it spiders?
When flies tried to break our balls
Ziggy played guitar
Ziggy played guitar
Snoopy played drums and Nancy sang
Sunday Comic Band
Sunday: Comic Band
Monday through Friday: Toad Work
Saturday: Night Fight
Saturday: Night Fight
I swung with all of my might.
A rain of feathers!
A rain of feathers!
Les Nessman’s finest moment!
Turkeys from Heaven!
Turkeys from Heaven
Could possibly hurt more than
Pennies from heaven
Pennies from heaven
Many mickles, much muckle
The canny Scot kens
The canny Scot kens
Sage advice from the master:
“Feed your lawn–Feed it!”
“Feed your lawn–Feed it!”
So I grew Audrey Two, and
Suddenly Seymour
Suddenly Seymour,
genius inventor of
my new bifocals.
my new bifocals
Are great when I am naked
Objects seem larger
Objects seem larger
When hurled with great violence.
That’s when it hits me.
That’s when it hits me.
I should’ve had a V-8
with vodka and lime.
with vodka and lime.
I have been wasting my time
Drinking Diet Coke.
Drinking Diet Coke
Gives me the caffeine I crave
And some aspartame
And some aspertame,
the punchline to a bad joke,
involving wild snakes.
involving wild snakes.
Expect me to eat the fruit?
You are a real asp.
You are a real asp.
The donkey snakes flock to you,
rattling their tales.
Rattling their tales,
Parceltongues softly segue.
Chocolate raisins.
Chocolate raisins.
That’s what I told my brother
Came from his hamster.