Haiku Madness

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Came from his hamster
Bitten by a vile vampire
It was a vampster

[swampspruce]

It was a vampster,
A bin of leather uppers,
And it had no sole.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

And it had no sole,
So I had to eat the damn
Catfish instead. Ick!

[swampspruce]

Catfish instead. Ick!
20 year old hottie was,
Perverted Senior.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Perverted senior
The women from Golden Girls
Invade Deadpool’s dreams

[slightly_askew]

Invade Deadpool’s dreams
with butterflies and kittens
screaming in terror

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Screaming in terror
As I watched “Hot in Cleveland.”
My God, make it stop!

[swampspruce]

My God, make it stop!
Words never heard in my bed.
It’s good to have dreams.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

It’s good to have dreams.
They give you a respite from
Your reality.

[CheshireKat]

Your reality
is just my reality
'cause I made you up.

[Annie-Xmas]

'cause I made you up.
You won the Best Actor deal.
You owe me, Tom Hanks.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

You owe me, Tom Hanks.
I GAVE you Rita Wilson;
She’s be-yoo-tee-ful.

[slightly_askew]

She’s be-yoo-tee-ful
Blue-eyed, plastic perfection
That’s my Barbie girl

[CheshireKat]

That’s my Barbie girl,
Tooling around in her pink
fancy Barbie car.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Fancy Barbie car
Got flattened by the tank of
G. I. Joe. GO JOE!

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

G.I. Joe GO JOE!
I got no spring fired rocket
When I joined Army

[buddha_david]

When I joined Army,
Thought it would be like “Stripes”, not
“Full Metal Jacket”

[Jack_of_Words]

‘Full Metal Jacket:
The Terrible Failure of
Ferrous Tailoring’

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Ferrous Tailoring:
Tony Stark has custom made
Bullet-proof undies.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Bullet-proof undies
Hope they will keep me safe from
high cal STDs