High cal STDs:
Fattening AND gets you off.
Use choc’late condoms.
Use choc’late condoms.
Is there really such a thing?
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Suffer outrageous fortune?
Or oppose and end?
“Or oppose and end?”
Hamlet needed to get laid.
I see his point, though.
I see his point, though.
The last words of Sir Goinker,
The Fifth Musketeer.
The Fifth Musketeer?
“We’re gonna need a bigger
candy bar”, said Mars.
Candy Bar, said Mars
to Venus and Mercury
Means menage a trois.
Means a menage a Trois.
Riker and two councillors,
What are they feeling?
What are they feeling?
Satisfied when they get the
“Riker Maneuver”
“Riker Maneuver”
Involves playing the trombone.
I hear it’s rusty.
I hear it’s Rusty.
In the new Vacation flick
And played by Ed Helms
And played by Ed Helms,
but still in pre-production:
Captain Underpants!
Captain Underpants
And his trusty sidekick, the
Busty Betty Bra!
Busty Betty Bra,
Archie with dilemma.
Ronnie Commando.
Ronnie Commando
Needs to borrow a sock from
Sally Q. Stocking
Sally Q, stocking
the shelves at Piggly-Wiggly,
thought, “Where’s Mister Right??”
Thought: “Where’s Mister Right?”
Answer: “There’s no such person.”
I’m: For-The-Moment.
I’m, for the moment,
Writing another haiku
There, that’s that done then
There, that’s that done then
Forgotten until next year
Cleaning the toilet
Cleaning the toilet
To make it fit for a King
Elvis on his throne