moment of silence
when Marcel Marceau passed on
a moment of NON
A moment of Non
He picked up a bus and threw
it at Superman
It at Superman?
Clark Kent hosting Pennywise
In sporting contest?
In sporting contest
I will always win. Always.
Well, unless I lose.
Well, unless I lose,
perforce triumphant I am.
Such are sports, methinks.
Such are sports, methinks.
I prefer the indoor kind
like billiards: sticks, holes.
Like billiards sticks holes
or bowling balls pin alleys
What was the question?
What was the question?
What was the haiku last line?
Christ on a cracker!
Christ on a cracker!
Saltine image of Jesus!
What’s your eBay bid?
What’s your eBay bid?
For Mother Mary on toast,
My first born male child.
My first born male child
Shouted out, “Who’s your daddy?”
“Your grandpa, you fool.”
Your grandpa, you fool,
you need to write a letter,
Won’t live forever.
Won’t live forever.
Who wants to live forever?
Take life day to day.
Take life day by day
And take his wife, won’t you please?
Begs old Jack Benny.
“Begs old Jack Benny.
I think you are wrong, wrong, wrong”
Said Henny Youngman
Said Henny Youngman
Or was it a young male hen?
They’re all cocks to me.
They’re all cocks to me
What, are we back on porn now?
Hot and bothered now.
Hot and bothered now
Since seeing Henny Youngman
And Jack Benny’s names
And Jack Benny’s names
Are also names for cards and
drugs, respectively
Drugs respectively
Declined. Too old for that shit
Too young for the grave