drugs, respectively
are cause and solution to
all of life’s problems
Too young for the grave
Too old to play on the swings
Ah, It’s middle age
Ah, It’s middle age
If your college friends look old
Don’t go near mirrors
Don’t go near mirrors
a wicked witch lives inside
at least when I look.
At least when I look
the skull is always grinning
the joke is on you
The joke is on you
Same with the next round of drinks
Keep it up wise guy
keep it up wise guy
said the hooker to the judge
penal system rocks
Penal system rocks
But my Viagra don’t work
Penile system failed
Penile system failed
The body is willing but
The lady is not
The lady is not
A lady, she is my wife!
So goes an old gag.
So goes an old gag
I was talking to the duck
do you get it now?
Do you get it now?
or later? I need instant
gratification
gratification
like onomatopoeia
very simplistic
gratification
homosexuality
curiosity
(damn, too late)
very simplistic
was his plan to rule the world
(kill everyone else)
Kill everyone else
Sounds like a good plan to me
Can I help with that?
Can I help you with that?
I seem to have lost my pants
The Thinker’s lament
The Thinker’s lament:
Someone added a “you” to
Make six syllables
Make six syllables
sound so suspiciously sad
sip sweet sassafras
ETA: I love this game!
Sip sweet sassafras
suggested Salty Sammy
Sure sugar, she said
[del]Sip sweet sassafras
But be aware of the risks
Like liver damage[/del]
“Sure sugar”, she said
The waitress got better tips
By flirting with guys