Yields no happy state,
waiting near the roundabout.
Let Me In Dammit!
“Let Me In Dammit!”
“Go screw yourself, Big Bad Wolf!”
“You three pigs are TOAST!”
- Nice one, burpo! Good dog, have a biscuit!*
You three pigs are toast!
No, I meant get on the toast,
Yum! Bacon Butty!
Yum! Bacon Butty!
Nora Batty finally
Made one for Compo.
Made one for Compo,
The last of the summer wine,
A series no more.
A series no more.
2, 8, 4, 12, then 18.
What’s the next number?
What’s the next number?
Madonna’s “Like a Prayer.”
Can’t dance to it? TOUGH!
Can’t dance to it?TOUGH!
Bruno Mars needs all your cash.
Uptown Funk yourself!
Uptown Funk yourself!
Movin’ my feet to the beat
I’m the Disco Duck.
I’m the Disco Duck
What the hell was I thinking?
Long live the Ramones!
Long Live the Ramones
The drummers are still alive
Reverse Spinal Tap
Reverse spinal tap
is often performed by a
tipsy physician
“Tipsy Physician!”
New from Hasbro! With tiny
Lawyers mopping up!
(Accessories sold separately)
Lawyers mopping up!
President Trump enacts laws,
People ignore them.
People ignore them.
You know - those pesky haikus.
Until they’re revived.
Until they’re revived
A la Christ’s resurrection
Haiku is risen
(Burpo, tipsy physicians was hilarious:D)
Haiku is risen
Like the first blackbird’s song of
Praise for the wordsmiths
Praise for the wordsmiths
Who torture their craft to rhyme
Orange with door-hinge
Orange with Door-Hinge:
A Chinese delicacy
For guys with pica.
For guys with pica,
Claymation looks real yummy.
Eat a Gumby, now!