Eat a Gumby, now!
Watch out though that he doesn’t
Kick you in the mouth.
Kick you in the mouth
is something I would not do
just not my style
Just not my style
White linen suit with string tie
Me? Colonel Sanders?
Me? Colonel Sanders?
If SNL actors can be
Then I can also
Then I can also
go to sleep now, because I’m
so very tired
So very tired of
Earth’s gravity. Going back
To my home planet.
(swampspruce and Esox Lucius, thanx for
the compliments, but it’s a team effort. 
)
(EH, “tired,” believe it or not (I didn’t), is one syllable. :eek: )
To my home planet,
Take the Number 6 wormhole,
Get off yesterday
Get off Yesterday!
Stupid record player.
Always the same groove.
“Always the same groove”
said the rat, who beat both the
hare AND the tortoise.
Hare AND the tortoise
With french fries AND onion rings
Because I’m HUNGRY!
Because I’m HUNGRY,
I ate a Snickers bar. Bye,
Aretha Franklin.
Aretha Franklin
Her movie debut, she told
us: You Better think
Us: You better think
Them: Don’t think that we don’t think
We think we can think
We think we can think,
with a hammer we can thunk.
because we are drunk.
Because we are drunk
we forget the essentials.
Next comes Bob Jr.
Next comes Bob Jr.
Then there’s the triplets; Shadrach
And Meshach and Maude
…And Meshach and Maude–
Hey! They were never on the
Same show together!
Same show together
Bruce and Caitlyn can’t be on
Yoda the truth speaks
Yoda, the truth speaks:
You’re short, hairy, and those ears!
Too large and pointy.
“Too large and pointy.”
What nobody was thinking:
Marilyn Monroe