Marilyn Monroe
I ogle her constantly
What does she look like?
What does she look like?
You mean the love of my life?
I’ve never met her.
I’ve never met her
Eternal love awaits us
Show up will ya, bitch
Show up will ya, bitch
too long have I awaited
look at your watch, eh?
“Look at your watch, eh?”
“Aw, you hoser, you stole it!”
“Take off, Geddy Lee!”
“Take off, Geddy Lee!”
Beauty, Eh? Double Double!
Canadianisms!
Canadianisms!
I don’t know any except
for Dudley Do-Right.
for Dudley Do-Right
Shall always save fair Nell
From the railroad tracks
From the railroad tracks,
Forty paces through the woods
To find the kid’s corpse.
To find the kid’s corpse?
Tigers eat goats in one go.
A mere patch of blood.
A mere patch of blood
Feeds sixty orphaned vampires
Please, donate today!
Please, donate today
Feed a starving child with just
One puppy a day
One puppy a day
Grilled, BBQ’d, or Char-Broiled
Keeps the doc away
Keeps the doc away,
Tricky to exile Haitians.
They keep coming back.
They keep coming back.
I’ve buried my wife three times.
Her name was Walker.
Her name was Walker.
Mine, Walken After Midnight.
We walked 'til sunrise.
We walked 'til sunrise
Trying to get to the moon
The night is too short
The night is too short
For all that blasted Walken.
Er,… I meant walking.
Er,… I meant walking.
Walking in the park is what
I meant to say, er…
I meant to say, er…
My great… Walken impression
Won’t translate… to read