Won’t translate. To read
The Kama Sutra, look at
The pretty pictures
The pretty pictures,
Are completely missing from,
Call of C’thulhu
Call of C’thulhu,
Will you accept the charges?
No? He’ll eat you, then.
No? He’ll eat you, then
he’ll eat the estate of the
late H. P. Lovecraft.
“Late,” H. P. Lovecraft!
I’ll show that editor, I’ll
Loose the Old Ones’ wrath.
Loose the Old Ones’ wrath.
Take the rocking chairs away,
leaving the porch bare.
Leaving the porch bare
Fazed no one; I live in a
Nudist colony
Nudist colony
A nice place to stop on by
to see what’s up
To see what’s up
Isn’t for some; they want to
See what’s in between
See, what’s in between
Donald Trump’s listening holes
Is a big secret.
Is a big secret.
But everybody knows it.
I’m really a fish.
I’m really a fish,
Scaled down from a large feline.
A catfish, of course.
A catfish, of course,
Thinks it owns the water, the hook,
And the frying pan.
Correction: :o
A catfish, of course,
Thinks it owns the water, hook,
And the frying pan.
And the frying pan
Was found guilty, because the
Toaster finked on him
Toaster finked on him.
Apollo then had to run,
straight into Starbuck.
Straight into Starbuck.
Wife loves their hot chocolate.
But in the summer?
But in the summer?
Whoopsie! I spoke way too late.
It’s already autumn.
It’s already autumn.
Time for pumpkins to come out
And jump in coffees
And jump in coffees,
said one fly to the other.
Energetic soup!