Energetic soup!
Our secret ingredient
Is love. And steroids.
Is “Love and Steroids”
Taken as a band name? Cool,
Let’s make a demo!
Let’s make a demo
With Stephen Colbert: Three chords
And the truthiness
And the truthiness
Shouldst setteth thou free. Tell me
Another one, friend!
Another one, friend!
Pour me a double. No! A
TRIPLE hot cocoa.
Triple hot cocoa
With a double shot of Jack
Then I drive the bus
Then I drive the bus
Hammered so we can go all
The way to heaven
The way to heaven
Is paved with BAD intentions?
Well, it’s only fair.
Well, it’s only fair
Said the prince to the pauper
Your turn to buy lunch
“Your turn to buy lunch!”
“Nuh-uh, I bought lunch LAST time.”
Sadly, nineteen dead.
Sadly, nineteen dead
When the bridge came tumblin’ down
Stompin’ Tom sang it
Stompin Tom sang it,
Margo has got the cargo ,
Reggie’s got the rig.
Reggie’s got the rig.
Amaroll raced him to the
semi-finish line.
semi-finished line.
“Who snorted half of my coke”
Keith Richards half-sang.
Keith Richards half-sang,
And that’s being generous;
Ten miles of bad road.
Ten miles of bad road.
That is my daily commute.
Infrastructure sucks.
Infrastructure sucks
Ten miles of bad road goes to
The bridge to nowhere
“The bridge to nowhere”
The least successful of the
Tales of Narnia.
Tales of Narnia.
The White Witch looked hot but
She was cold as ice
She was cold as ice
And willing to sacrifice
All our royalties.