Chocolate cake fest;
Are there any finer words
In all of English?
In all of English
literature, no one’s used
the word “PHNARGAGGLEY.”
the word “PHNARGAGGLEY”
receives NO Google results.
How did that happen.
How did that happen?
I was rubbing a lamp, when,
Jeez–genie jism.
“Jeez Genie Jism” =
Rejected title for that
David Bowie song
David Bowie song
Bard of our generation
Fruity to a fault
Fruity to a fault:
That’s Boone’s Farm, friends and neighbors.
Nobody drinks it.
Nobody drinks it.
What do you mean nobod-y
Then what are winos?
Then, what are Wine-O’s?
Brand new breakfast cereal
For alcoholics
For alcoholics.
Need a healthy breakfast too
In Grocery stores now!
In Grocery stores now!
Sure to make your mother cry!
The booger machine!
The booger machine!
You think you’re getting candy
But alas! It’s snot
But alas! It’s snot.
If it’s a typical child,
Check the other end.
Check the other end.
Turn it over & over
This is not for me.
This is not for me
writing haiku on demand
I will not do it!
I will not do it!
No way, no how, uh-uh, nope!
What was that, again?
What was that, again?
All the tacos I can eat?
To that I say sí
To that I say, “Sí!”
Just tell me again . . . what was
it you suggested?
It, you suggested
A left turn on Maypole Street
Now Gomez is lost.
Now Gomez is lost.
Uncle Fester will find him
Try the padlocked crypt