Warm milk and cookies?
Warm milk’s gross, literally
I’d toss my cookies
I’d toss my cookies
Up in the air and catch them
In my open mouth.
In my open mouth…
I am not touching that one
with a ten foot pole.
With a ten foot Pole
Your basketball team can’t lose.
Pierogies for all!
Pierogies for all!
These are the ones stuffed with fish,
caught off the pier.
Caught off the pier.
Commander Worf yelled out “Damn!”
And then punched the doc.
And then punched the doc,
And then punched the engineer.
Warp 5 Mr. Spock!
Warp 5 Mr. Spock!
The Borg are ahead of us
Luxanna’s behind.
Luxanna’s behind.
Is sagging a little bit
Lousy nude weddings
Lousy nude weddings.
No veil, nothing borrowed and
No lace garter belt.
No lace garter belt
Good! I never liked having
To unlace my wife’s
To unlace my wife’s
Shoes would take safe-crackers and
A six-man search team.
A six-man search team
Returns home empty handed.
What, no W-M-Ds?
What, no W-M-Ds?
Am I the only one to
sing “Why me?” dirges?
Sing “Why me?” dirges?
Don’t you know I have better
Christmas plans than that?
“Christmas plans than that”
Is a really tough phrase to
Build a haiku from
Build a haiku from
Boughs of holly Fa la la
La la la la la…
La la la la la…
I can’t hear my brother say
I’ve got girl cooties.
I’ve got girl cooties
I’ve got dem girl cootie blues
An old blues standard
An old blues standard:
“Gone jump in da ribba an’
Drownded m’bad seff.”